We don’t party to make ourselves feel awesome; we party because we already are...– ANDREW W.K. (via andrewwk)
My professor just told us to watch gorillas have sex.
Every class has that one kid who’s the biggest kiss ass ever. I hope they realize that everybody other than the professor hates them
Thunderhorse- Dethklock The Dethalbum
Had a girl tell me that she doesn’t know the alphabet today and saw some dude straightening a girls hair in the library today. This is ridiculous.